Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/19/22: "There once was a child named Yohan who had miraculous eyes that could percieve the senses beyond humanity, so within the dream sleep he saw the Face of Yeeogngm and woke up knowing everything, past, present, future. The burden of knowledge suffocated the young boy, as he graduated at the age of 9 from the top 10 universities in the world, with a thousand doctorates in all fields. And he grew bored, knowing that he knew everything. Until one day, a vagabond approached the child and asked him a question. 'Can you solve this riddle? What being hugs with no arms, two arms, and infinite arms all at once?' The child laughed. 'This, is a joke.' 'The vagabond told, 'That is incorrect.' And the boy's smirk fell into a paralyzed frown. 'Me? Incorrect? You are crazy, vagrant.' The vagabond spoke. 'But you are. And you will always be, if you cannot solve such a simple riddle.' He left, the boy stood there for an eternity, unable to solve the riddle."
Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/21/22: "The Baseth began to circle His Hands in an Infinite Exercise of the Heart for All to See, so even Azathoth saw the Base Wheel of Numann and felt the mortal sense of fear for the 1st time in Its life. Azathoth ran for twenty-six eternities before regaining composure, and returning to the Dreamsleep to regain Its lost power, these twenty-six eternities were said to be when life existed in blissful harmony."
The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.