Uchiha Fans vs Orochimaru Fans

Ackwell

Ackwell

I've talked with Kishimoto
I find it absolute HILARIOUS how Uchiha Lovers always talk trash about Orochimaru. How he got "Ownt" in one second by each of them.

So... The FUCK... What?

It's the end of the fucking race that counts!

Naruto has got pwnt and slapped around, he still came back strong.
Sasuke got pwnt by Rock Lee, he still came back stronger.

If a character isn't "KILLED", then they definitely did NOT get "PWNT"

Kill a character and MAYBE... just maybe I could agree with you.

Are we supposed to believe that Zabuza "PWNT" Kakashi? Since he trapped him in a water prison and could of done what he wished? Kakashi said it himself, the fight was over the moment I was trapped in this water prison Jutsu. Then Genins saved him.

So I guess Zabuza > Kakashi then right?

But wait... Kakashi ended up winning IN THE END!!!... So.... Doesn't that mean..... Kakashi is better?

When the end of the fight came, and one dies, that is when you can truly talk about "PWNING". Until then, just shut your mouths and wait till the end of the story. Wait until you KNOW FOR SURE. Because you Uchiha cock lovers run your mouths so often and it's perfect for Orochimaru fans, because even though our favourite Character has failed a couple times, he has a plan, and we won't give up on him. We don't care if our character has gotten beat on a bit, because in the end he'll be far stronger. He's a hardworker. Frankly I like seeing people work hard to achieve their goals. Run into barriers and eventually get past them and achieve.

Uchihas are the exact opposite. They were born with The Sharingan. Hacking fucking Sharingan. On a silver Platter. They are genius ninjas Sasuke and Itachi, and everyone jumps on their bandwagon because it seems like the right choice, since they're so great. But what happens to the mighty?

THEY FALL!!! When you're at the top, theres only one place to go.... DOWN!

And currently, Sasuke is at the top, but will be knocked down by Orochimaru in the end. Naruto will end up saving Sasuke and taking out Orochimaru, NOT Sasuke.

Orochimaru is the character who defies the Uchihas. He goes toe to toe with them without fear or hesitation. He knows his limitations and if he's truly in danger. Frankly, he is NOT affraid of Uchihas, and neither the fuck am I.

Heres a hint and a lesson. NO CHARACTER is killed off in one pannel. Especially someone like Orochimaru.

The problem is Orochimaru is undying, and you must figure out a way to destroy him completely, on a cellular level, or he'll just regurgitate himself out.

Slice off his hand Itachi... SO THE FUCK WHAT... IT just grows back. Big deal. You locked him in a Genjutsu and even if you sliced off his fucking head it would just grow back. Even if you sliced off every limb they would grow back. If you damaged his body to the point of where he couldn't do anything, the "WHITE SNAKE" would just leave that body, and go find another one. He's a parasite. The only way to kill him is with a Jutsu Like "RasenShuriken" or the Black Orb.

We've seen Kirin. It aint special. Sasuke can't kill Orochimaru.
Oro Said it himself, "Your just a puny little Runt who's jutsus are still to weak against me"

I think it's great how Uchiha fans continue to dig themselves deeper into a state that will later lead to depression. Their precious little Sharingan Sasuke will be taken over... And all you little turds who talked trash about Orochimaru this, Orochimaru that, he's weak, he sucks....

Will TRULY understand what a TRUE GENIUS is.
A genius that's born once a decade.

Even with all the hints that he won't die you still don't believe.
Multiple chances to kill off Orochimaru, and Kish didn't take them. Sasuke had a chance, and it didn't work. Itachi has his chance right now, and it won't work.

You can't stop him!

His goal is to important, and he won't die until he achieves it.
Theres been far to much time and energy put into the Orochimaru character to just deny him his goal, WHY keep him in the story if he's not gonna achieve it? Why not spend time on other villians or characters to develop? Cause theres a reason.

Hardwork pays off motha fuckaz!

And Orochimaru will find his GOOD FORTUNE!!

And for those of you about to say

"Ackwell! Orochimaru got sealed away for all eternity by Itachi, he got pwnt again in two seconds, give it up already!"

All I have to say to that is.....

KU KU.... MOTHER FUCKING.... KU!!!
 
nice thread ackwell. i agree with you, orochimaru is a far more tenacious and determined adversary than the fans of the uchiha brothers believe
 
Orochimaru will never be killed, and in the end acheive ultimate victory and be the final villain.:facepalm
 
Are you serious nahh i mean coming from you what is serious. I hate when Sasutards bitch about Oro's defeat but hey they're all emo what did u expect lol
 
I approve of this! That was beautiful! Orochimaru is taking way too much heat from Uchiha Katons. He was sealed not killed. That means nothing. The tailed beasts were sealed but they seems to free their power. He was sealed in Sasuke (maybe on purpose) and he still came back. We know he has a knowledge of seals and the sword that sealed him. So he has done is research and could find a way to escape, cause that is what he does.
 
I like the part where Orochimaru comes out in the uchiha brothers fight for 2 sec and gets instantly pwned by Itachi's susano'o:D Hahahahahahahahahaha.. I mean one minute hes talking about defeated Itachi and the other hes stabbed before he could even finish his sentance! Classic :D
 
Nothing wrong with the fans of either side (I'm a fan of both). It's the tards that bring the side down. On that subject, this thread is nothing to do with the manga; it's just flamebait.
 
Oro is most likely the final villain. He's practically the only direct villain of konoha that stems as far back as part 1 and isn't a filler.

Madara is the final villain in the imaginary manga titled "Sasuke".

And I'm really sick of people saying Sasuke is hax. Although given his Sharingan, pretty neat looking raiton jutsus, and shape manipulations, he's nothing more than Akatsuki level. Oro can take on both Sannin in a weakened state, Sasuke is no match.
 
GorteX said:
I like the part where Orochimaru comes out in the uchiha brothers fight for 2 sec and gets instantly pwned by Itachi's susano'o:D Hahahahahahahahahaha.. I mean one minute hes talking about defeated Itachi and the other hes stabbed before he could even finish his sentance! Classic :D
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i agree with him
 
It's funny how Oro is 'lol pwned' yet keeps coming back.

SAsuke-tard: LOL Oro lost to Sasuke in 2 panel! :zaru

Oro: Sasuke, I'll lend you my power, ku-mother-fucking-ku!


Also, the fact that Sasuke was beat physically against Oro is glazed over. Sasuke was paralysed. If Oro hadn't wanted th body, Sasuke would be lying in a ditch dug by Kabuto somewhere.
 
I love how people address Sasuke fans in the same category. There are fallacious minded Sasuke fans, and Sasuke fans who can justify why they think something. So when you group them all together like that, it shows how really ignorant you are.

With that out of the way, 'Hacking fucking Sharingan' is also a good example of you talking out of your backside. It's hereditary, why not make use of it if it's given to you by nature? Instead of skillfully relying on his own abilities, Orochimaru experiments on himself in attempt to get the perfect fighting body. I'd like to remind you that (I shouldn't have to, I think you already know) Orochimaru endeavors to make the 'Hacking fucking Sharingan' his own, so this is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.

And if your Orochimaru is so godly, then, where is he now? Slithering away along the floor like the shit he is.

I wouldn't usually reply to flamebait threads like this, but it gets annoying after a while when you classify a majority by one label.
 
Blegh.I hate being lumped in with all the moronic Sasuke fantards. -.-

Why does it have to be Orochimaru fans vs. Uchiha fans? God forbid you be a fan of both! I suppose that would be too immature. -.-
 
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Quoted For FUCKING Truth.

Orochimaru is not out just yet. The Uchiha's are shit. They're born with a tool to pwn.

They're elite? Bullshit. They copy the Jutsu and techniques of the real elite ninja then claim their strong

Case and point. If Sasuke didn't copy Lee's Taijutsu, Gaara would have eaten him alive.
 
I'll say this again: How can you NOT find Oro's pwning by Itachi within a few panels hilarious? Take off your tard glasses for a while and appreciate the little humour in the manga.

Oro isn't done yet and I don't particularly care what happens to him. I used to be a big fan of his but I'm tired of him getting pwnt and returning again and again. As someone said, this is getting close to Naraku from Inuyasha. I want him to just die in glory already. He needs to return back to his former power, get defeated in his peak and die. Hopefully no more of this returning nonsense in the future. Guy doesn't even have that same "air of invincibility" now that getting defeated seems like an everyday ritual for him, no matter how immortal he is. :sag
 
Nice thread. Also im not quite sure if im the only one, but I personally like Itachi and Orochimaru. There both up there in my top ten favorite characters.
 
lol, I feel the OP's pain.. :lmao

haven seen his hero pwned like a fukken gennin must have hurt a lot! :lmao
 
S-rank_Sarutobi said:
Quoted For FUCKING Truth.

Orochimaru is not out just yet. The Uchiha's are shit. They're born with a tool to pwn.

They're elite? Bullshit. They copy the Jutsu and techniques of the real elite ninja then claim their strong

Case and point. If Sasuke didn't copy Lee's Taijutsu, Gaara would have eaten him alive.
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QFT! Thank you thank you fucking thank you. I bow to you, oh powerful speaker of truth.

Uchihatards to me have become the biggest underground joke on the internet.. I mean who really wants to be a Uchihatard, not even Uchihatards, they don't realize that their love for the clan is actually a genetic defect, much like the Sharingan it's self, that affects the users brain into delusions of grandeur.
 
Rectal Squid said:
i wonder how you would act if Orochimaru owned Sasuke or Itachi in just 1 page?
:oh
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I would:
1. Go take a shower, to think about what happened.
2. Turn on my computer
3. Type in [6]
4. Make a thread titled, "Maybe everyone can take the Uchiha penis out of their mouths."
5. Wait to see what happens...

That's just me though.
 
These kind of threads are almost pathetic. Sure you're expressing yourself, but stop bitching because your favorite character was pwned/killed/whatever. I usuall wouldn't post on this kind of thread but I need to blow off some steam. He'll probably be back, but if you're mad because he may be dead, then you are dead inside. lol I haad to say that.
 
mike9193 said:
These kind of threads are almost pathetic. Sure you're expressing yourself, but stop bitching because your favorite character was pwned/killed/whatever. I usuall wouldn't post on this kind of thread but I need to blow off some steam. He'll probably be back, but if you're mad because he may be dead, then you are dead inside. lol I haad to say that.
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Sadly when an Uchiha dies, people will have to say the same thing to their fans.
(not saying you).
IF Itachi or Sauske either one die, I fear for the existence of the world, as thousands of crazy emo tards run screaming and looting the streets...
 
I think it's safe to say Itachi > Orochimaru now, but Sasuke < Orochimaru. I would love to see Sasuke get taken over by Orochimaru in the end.

You keep saying that Sharingan is hax but it's not as hax as you think. There have been countless Uchihas with the Sharingan, but only a few actually became strong with it. Sharingan doesn't necessarily mean immortality and people can still kill you. The white snake however, I think is more hax that the sharingan and MS, but probably not more than EMS since we haven't seen it yet.
 
Joshua-Sensei said:
Sadly when an Uchiha dies, people will have to say the same thing to their fans.
(not saying you).
IF Itachi or Sauske either one die, I fear for the existence of the world, as thousands of crazy emo tards run screaming and looting the streets...
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I agree and this is because of the wide-spread disease we all know as fanboy/tardism. It's sad man, real sad.
 
people say tards are lame and tardism and fanboyism is sad, but lets be honest: tards are hilarious and make this forum what it is
 
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