Tyranitar vs Team Kunoichi

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Kuwabara

Kuwabara

Jounin


*Has been said to casually destroy mountains
*Has the second highest stats of all non-legendary Pokemon
*Nearly unpenetrably skin
*Durable and has incredibly high attack power.

Attacks
Dragon Dance
Earthquake
Hyper Beam (no charge needed)
Ice Beam​

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Team Kunoichi= Tsunade, Shizune, Sakura, Kurenai, and Tayuya.

*No restrictions
*Katsuyu can be affected by Ice Beam and Hyper Beam
 
Whilst it is powerful it's quite slow. If Kurenai/Tayuya's genjutsu can get a hold of it Sakura and Tsunade can team up and try to break through it's armour. Result of battle depends on how durable it is really.
 
Fuujin said:
Whilst it is powerful it's quite slow. If Kurenai/Tayuya's genjutsu can get a hold of it Sakura and Tsunade can team up and try to break through it's armour. Result of battle depends on how durable it is really.
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Tyranitars are almost unbeatable when at their full potential it's weaknesses shrink significantly so what were you saying about it being slow?:zaru
 
Tyranitar is my fav pokemon but I think it loses via blitz/chakra blades/genjutsu. Sakura and will die though.:wink
 
Pyrodogg said:
Tyranitar is my fav pokemon but I think it loses via blitz/chakra blades/genjutsu. Sakura and will die though.:wink
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I think a Mountain buster would take this the blitz would be no problem to counter anyhow using Earthquake is more than enough to destroy footing of the opponents. :zaru
 
Sangheili said:
I think a Mountain buster would take this the blitz would be no problem to counter anyhow using Earthquake is more than enough to destroy footing of the opponents. :zaru
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Ninja can just pretty high and Tsuande's strength was clocked around like 300,000 tons I think (not sure). She causes cracks in the earth with her finger.
mystictrunks said:
Team K gets killed in th sandstorm all Tyranitars summon.
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Kuwabara said:
Let's not Dragon Dance increases speed :zaru
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These two posts convinced me that this is a stomp in favor of Tyranitar.
 
Aokiji said:
Non cannon for the win.



No it isn't. Don't even try.
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Sangheili said:
Tyranitars are almost unbeatable when at their full potential it's weaknesses shrink significantly so what were you saying about it being slow?:zaru
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Guys, guys, calm down. I was saying it was slow compared to team kunoichi. Sure it's more powerful (if you believe that mountain busting feat) but they are so much faster it's scary.
 
Sakura sacrifices herself so that the Tyranitar focuses on her while she screams out for Sasuke, a cry which can only be matched by current Naruto in how much it annoys people who don't like Sasuke/Sharingan.

Then, while Sakura is horribly, painfully and humiliatingly slaughtered, since there is just no way in hell she can hurt Tyranitar, Tayuya uses her sound genjutsu to trap Tyranitar.

Then, Tsunade breaks her fist, to also kill Tyranitar, rendering her completely useless as a healer.
Finally, after a long and grueling fight, the Kunoichi team wins.


...Or Tyranitar just have the sandstorm it being there summon, thus making it immune to the sound from the flute of Tayuya, since there is no way it can hear the sound when a sandstorm is brewing.
As soon as that happens, it uses Earthquake to make the enemy fall down so they can't get to it.
Then, Ice Beam to freeze Tsunade and Sakura, while Hyperbeam kills Tayuya and Kurenai instantly.
Then, it walks forward and stomps on Tsunade/Sakura, shattering them into pieces.

After that, it walks away.
While laughing to itself, since Narutoverse is getting put against Pokemon now, as well.

Also, you people might want to check out what Fire Red and Leaf Green has to say about those things...
 
from various pok?dex descriptions

d/p:If it rampages, it knocks down mountains and buries rivers. Maps must be redrawn afterward.

r/s/e:TYRANITAR is so overwhelmingly powerful, it can bring down a whole mountain to make its nest. This POK?MON wanders about in mountains seeking new opponents to fight.

gold/fr/lg: Its body can't be harmed by any sort of attack, so it is very eager to make challenges against enemies.

silver: Extremely strong, it can change the landscape. It has an insolent nature that makes it not care about others.

crystal: In just one of its mighty hands, it has the power to make the ground shake and mountains crumble.

:edu
 
Team Kunoichi
Simple first use genjutsu then get all the other members to use water jutsu repeatedly on it.
 
Opening Battle simulation; file #3382

Pokemontrainer1: Tyranitar I choose you!

-generic pokeball opening sound-

Tyranitar: TARRRAAHHHHH!!!! ...............translation: FUCK YEAH!

Pokemontrainer1's Tyranitar blew in a Sandstorm!

Pokemontrainer1: Lets see what these bitches can do.....

Tsuande: OK! Shizune, Kurenai, and Tayuya stay here as support. Me and Sakura will handle this.

Shizune, Kurenai, and Tayuya: Wah?

Tsuande: Sakura and I will handle this because close range attacks are the best choice in these conditions. We are the strongest. Ready Sakura?

Sakura: Hai!:nod

Shizune: I understand Lady Tsuande! (Lady Tsuande is so GAR):love

Kurenai:....ok b-

Tsuande: UNDERSTOOD TAYUYA?

Tayuya: OK!! :nerve (I hate these bitches so much...)

Kurenai: I have somethi-

Pokemontrainer1: LETS GO!!!

Tyranitar: tttaarrhhhh........translation: WTF

Tsuande: Sakura Alpha formation B!

-Sakura blitzs forward towards Tyranitar while Tsuande jump into the air and disppears.-

Pokemontrainer1: these bishes are pretty fa-

-Sakura uppercuts Tyranitar into the air. As the fighters look up, they see a outline of giant breasts through the sand and soon realizes it Tsuande.-

Sakura: Go master!:nod

Shizune: Lady Tsuande!! OMG!!1!1!1:LOS:gar1!1!! *fap, fap, fap, fap*

Pokemontrainer1: titties....:ebisunb*fap, fap, fap, fap*

Tayuya: .....i hate bishes so much...why the hell am I here?:C

Kurenai: hey guise, lis-

Tsuande punches Tyranitar into the ground forming a massive crater in the ground.

Sakura: Like OMG! We WON!!1.....wait a minute...i cant see shit....

Pokemontrainer1: Tyranitar, hyperbeam.

-a yellow light shines through the thick sand blasting Tsuande and Sakura into the horizon. Tayuya runs.
Shizune runs to the direction of the light screaming for her slain master:shrooms. Sand clears.-

Kurenai:....fucking knew it......godda-

Pokemontrainer1: Use thrash Tyranitar but leave me a piece. This on is hot.:smoke
 
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Icy_eagle said:
from various pok?dex descriptions

d/p:If it rampages, it knocks down mountains and buries rivers. Maps must be redrawn afterward.

r/s/e:TYRANITAR is so overwhelmingly powerful, it can bring down a whole mountain to make its nest. This POK?MON wanders about in mountains seeking new opponents to fight.

gold/fr/lg: Its body can't be harmed by any sort of attack, so it is very eager to make challenges against enemies.

silver: Extremely strong, it can change the landscape. It has an insolent nature that makes it not care about others.

crystal: In just one of its mighty hands, it has the power to make the ground shake and mountains crumble.

:edu
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:lmao :rotfl :lmao
OH WOW

Sorry but blatant hyperbole doesn't fly here. Can crush mountains with a fist? Then why didn't it destroy the city when I beat the elte four with it? Can't be harmed by any attack? Blatant bullshit. I want some real feats that show it has strength to combat two 300+ ton punchers, I want speed feats to show that it has even a hope of keeping up with them, let alone aiming a hyper beam.

Wow the OBD has really gone downhill nowadays.
 
Fuujin said:
:lmao :rotfl :lmao
OH WOW

Sorry but blatant hyperbole doesn't fly here. Can crush mountains with a fist? Then why didn't it destroy the city when I beat the elte four with it? Can't be harmed by any attack? Blatant bullshit. I want some real feats that show it has strength to combat two 300+ ton punchers, I want speed feats to show that it has even a hope of keeping up with them, let alone aiming a hyper beam.

Wow the OBD has really gone downhill nowadays.
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:huh



scroll down a bit to find these descriptions. These are straight from the game

And I never claimed that he had extraordinary speed
 
Icy_eagle said:
:huh



scroll down a bit to find these descriptions. These are straight from the game

And I never claimed that he had extraordinary speed
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Yeah the entries themselves are the hyperbole. Unless you're willing to claim it really is impossible to harm it in any way. And if it truly had the power to bust a mountain with a hand then I doubt the arenas it fights in or the trainers who command them would be left standing after it started attacking the opponent.
 
Fuujin said:
Yeah the entries themselves are the hyperbole. Unless you're willing to claim it really is impossible to harm it in any way. And if it truly had the power to bust a mountain with a hand then I doubt the arenas it fights in or the trainers who command them would be left standing after it started attacking the opponent.
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Game Mechanics. Pokemon would be no fun if this happened every game:

Assholes Tyranitar uses Hyperbeam the opponents Pikachu is ripped to shreds.

The opponents Pikachu dies and can never come back

Opponent sends out Machamp

Machamp uses Spinnerooni Tyranitar is torn in two.
 
Spinnerooni :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

But seriously he's right.

Look at Scyther for example. He has the speed and the attack to slice limbs off his opponents.

I mean seriously how can "Slash" not either kill or cause GBH lol
 
If we're following game mechanics, pokemon are pretty much immortal, if we're taking the smart route and following the entries, Tyranitar by destructive power alone.
 
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