This chapter just proves why Sarutobi wanted Orochimaru as Hokage

Detonator_Fan

Detonator_Fan

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Well, now we just see why Orochimaru-sama was the guy that would be Hokage (if they hadn't got a problem with him being evil), instead of that blonde faggot...

The first time he fought a Uchiha not to take his body, but to kill him, he did it. In a few minutes by using poison... While said Uchiha was just using his better jutsu.

On the other hand, the blonde queer died while fighting with the Uchiha's pet.


So, I will say how the Kyubi attack would be if Oro was Hokage.

Scenario 1:

* Orochimaru is at his basement lurking at a famous image board
-Oro: ku ku ku, fukken saved
* Anbu ninja enters the basement
-Anbu: Oh lawd is dat sum... More important, Hokage-sama the Kyubi is attacking Konoha
-Oro: Ok, good thing I had a few Edo Tenseis prepared.
*Orochimaru revives Shodai
-Oro: Now, take care of it, kthxbie.

Scenario 2:

* Orochimaru is at his basement lurking at a famous image board
-Oro: ku ku ku, fukken saved
* Sarutobi enters the basement
-Sarutobi: Oh lawd is dat sum Kurenai? How old was she when they took this photo? More important, the Kyubi is attacking Konoha
-Oro: Then take care of it, fucktard
-Sarutobi: I'm retired, asshole. Nah, I'm gonna let that jounin seal the Kyubi in his son... Too bad he is gonna die while doing it, he was a competent ninja
-Oro: Oh, wait... This is just too much of a weight to put on a children... I will let him seal the Kyubi inside of me... Just wait here.
* Sarutobi stays in the basement
-Sarutobi: She was quite young when they took this photo, fap fap fap. Later I'm gonna mail this to Asuma, he will like it.
* And then Oro becomes the Kyubi jinchuriki
 
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Felix said:
I couldn't understand the point of this thread nor both scenarios. Color me confused :S
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Orochimaru should have been the Hokage instead of that other guy.
Fighting seriously he killed Itachi in a instant.

And he would not need to die to take down th Kyubi. He would just summon the 1st (1st cenario)
Even if Minato died to do it (second scenario), Oro would be the jinchuriki and the Leaf still would have a young Hokage for a few more years.
Wouldn't that be win?
 
I think the point was some Oro tard insulting Yondaime...which isn't cool.

Nothing can beat the kyuubi except "The Death God". Now look at that for a second.....the "DEATH GOD".

Oro wouldn't be able to stop the Kyuubi....
 
Detonator_Fan said:
Orochimaru should have been the Hokage instead of that other guy.
Fighting seriously he killed Itachi in a instant.

And he would not need to die to take down th Kyubi. He would just summon the 1st (1st cenario)
Even if Minato died to do it (second scenario), Oro would be the jinchuriki and the Leaf still would have a young Hokage for a few more years.
Wouldn't that be win?
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Elucidate me. Orochimaru killed Itachi?
 
Wait...what?

The old man wanted Oro at first because of his skills of course, that's nothing new. He wasn't chosen because he was a fucking evil psycho.

Or is that the topic, because I'm confused.
 
Detonator_Fan said:
the blonde queer died while fighting with the Uchiha's pet.


So, I will say how the Kyubi attack would be if Oro was Hokage.

Scenario 1:

* Orochimaru is at his basement lurking at a famous image board
-Oro: ku ku ku, fukken saved
* Anbu ninja enters the basement
-Anbu: Oh lawd is dat sum... More important, Hokage-sama the Kyubi is attacking Konoha
-Oro: Ok, good thing I had a few Edo Tenseis prepared.
*Orochimaru revives Shodai
-Oro: Now, take care of it, kthxbie.
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That's the funniest shit I've read in a while! Green reps for you!
 
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