Naruto The Killer Wooden Giraffes of DOOM! Fan Club [archive]

cognitivedissonance

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The killer wooden Giraffes of Doom!

Winner of Best Animal/Summon 2006


He who doth consort with the giraffes, oh leader:
Brucelee

[color="dark_orchid"]She who doth consort with him that doth consort with the giraffes:[/color]
Naruko



The holy council of the golden necks.

1. Naruto
2. asuma
3. voodooknight
4. DragonBlade
5. sook
6. White samurai
7. Ineffable_Wolf
8. Raxor
9. drunk kitsune
10. Gai
11. Muk
12. Magnum
13. blizzard chain
14. Raptor
15. shrymmy
16. Khamzul
17. slice
18: biru sama
19. tekjounin

honourary members:
1. bearzerger

2. DeepThought


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This fan club is for all of you who respect "Yamato's" new weapon and see it for what it is -namely, the most powerful jutsu known to any ninja. It has been said that the Giraffes, " live underground. they're so powerful, only their heads/necks need to be exposed to stop the kyuubi power"

Some other facts about the KWGoD!

Wooden Giraffes are wooden mammals.
Wooden giraffes fight all the time.
The purpose of wooden giraffes is to flip out and kill people.

the the wooded giraffes mate whenever they soo damn feel like it!
Latin name of wooded giraffes is erectus gigantus longneckus

Wooded giraffes lives 2 meters under the earth, if they feel like it.

They inspire art:
Sinuous wood necks

Chakra devouerers, all

Bite Naruto's ass.

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smite members please don't post in here
1.catman
2.PwnzorPatrol
3. ino wert (catman's brother?)
4. merciless
5. Seiko


*please remind me if I have missed you out.
**blessed art thou for thou hast giraffed.

Members art gallery.
 
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PLEDGED SOULS
24. shounen_bat
25. kagemane
26. tobi
27. dummyplug
28. TensaiFFS
29. chibi 15.
30. Rarablue
31. jove003
32. Alya_1993
33. The_Teacher
34. FiggersModar
35. Bangirasu
36. Karune Eronaki
37. Wapy
38. Byaku_Hime
39. bumike99
40. Spudly nin of krabcheese
41. Chieri Blossom
42. ROCKLEEROCKS1o1
43. Gurbik
44. Chibbie_kitsune
45. HollowIchigo/Gin
46. Mute Thoughts
47. Tapp Zaddaz
48. itashi-sama
49. Tsunade
50. toothpick
51. Omni
52. Babelgog
53. Futagokage
54. luna_laverne
55. Red
56. Konoha
57. MasterFox
58. nefer_sbedjieb
59. Dragon8
60. llyod_aurion
61. Bresakar
62. ÐÈPRÈŞŞÈÐ
63. Epizeuxis
64. Yasec Renische
65. Sasuke1_2
66. koguryo
67. No_One
68. lazyeyeZ0o
69. Aya-San
70. Edo-Chan
71. J-chan
72. DarkKrieg
73. Naruto_monkey12
74. Firemind
75. Ichiban-nin
76. FallenAngelII
77. Hissatsu
78. Lord Kohn
79. GeTTeR
80. Toad Hermit
81. TrueGrimNecro-sama
82. kintaro_oe
83. KatsukeIV
84. Kyuubi
85. warrchief
86. Arryl
87. Master of the sharingan
88. SundanceChile
89. spiritgun
90. dannihm
91. Rhaella
92. waffeltime
93. KingOfWarz
94. Shadowofabandit
95. Zelmer
96. Xeroresolve
97. jj_fekl
98. Baka 91
99. Orochimaru Swallows
100. Kirai
101. QuoNina
102. Dobe
103. IndigoSkies
104. Miterashi
105. all_alone
106. Ifurita's Fan
107. Joyful_note
108. Dipman
109. Ivyn
110. T4R0K
111. oceanrain
112. aerik
113. Savier
114. Ilex
115. pradabrada
116. Stoos
117. ZABUZA = GOD!
118. Dr.PWND
119. full_metal_ninja
120. nintendofreak
121. Taichou Urahara Kisuke
122. nwoppertje
123. DJ-Kage
124. Chrono Nexus
125. Kurosaki Taichou
126. dkirbyj
127. shinnou genkaku
128. Vincent Valentine
129. Perixie
130. G-aara
131. Cyborg Superman
132. JouninYO
133. Ainu
134. Mheo
135. Panda_chan
136. Glempuda
137. sukettebayo
138. Blacklite
139. Italian Stallion
140. KathinXD
141. PhoenixFire
142. Zaxxon
143. Hibino
144. Die KWGOD Die
145. Emo God
146. Soulnova
147. Pr0d1gy
148. sagroth
149. No Ai's Sakura
150. RavvLee!
151. NarutoJester
152. Ram
153. Ramentastic
154. Ramiel
155. Mrs. UchihaSasuke
156. 1337 NINJA
157. Biru Sama
158. Space
159. 2citynaruto
160. Nara90
161. Risu
162. Griff Hyral
163. Raziu
164. xAkatsuki Himex
165. Slice
166. Mehlibek94
167. Lady Azura
168. beau0817
169. BladeWing
170. Vegitto-kun
171. Gaara-of the-Desert
172. hara karikitty
173. citan
174. Darkspines
175. the blazing ninja
176. ..:: Shruikan ::..
177. Bad milk
178. Joe Gear
179. PARANOiA SYNDROmE
180. InXanity
181. Ekame
182. Orthio
183. Sharinganrose5
184. Uzumaki
185. ForgottenShinobi
186. Subarashii
187. ameterasu 41
188. Chewbaruuk
189. ro3go
190. Hubris
191. tricia868
192. deathstare_itachi
193. fullmetal1985
194. RiffRaff
195. TrueGrimNecro-sama
196. Elram
197. Orochimaru-sama, Sannin
198. VoodooKnight
199. ~Blade~
200. Hatifnatten
201. .neko?
202. OmegaTrooper
203. .: Pistachio :.
204. graphitesmoothie
205. Dabbi
206. Slash_Z
207. Nami!
208. Luffy!
209. Sol Badguy
210. SaiyanKingVegeta
211. Rolling~Star
212. Spider-Man (way overdue adding you, sorry!)
213. TekJounin
214. Subconcious
215. Scorpion
216. Qurtles
217. Broly
218. Audio
219. RYoku
220. dementia
221. Roy Mustang
222. uchiha_madara
223. Lord Pazzword
224. apo11o (sorry im late!)
225. Halo (the Yamato-lover! Sorry to be late adding you too!)
226. taraa100
227. SoMe1InSaNe
228. Christie
229. ninjaneko
230. Shadow Shinobi
231. Sketcher
232. Akira-san
233. Unblessed Soul
234. JediJaina!
235. Neji's Eyes
236. Incubus
237. Katon
238. Crazy Loop
239. Franky
240. Tachikoma Pilot
241. The Major
242. Ploom
243. ♥Yachiru-chama♣
244. Tenacious lee
245. ~¤ • » Panda Hime « • ¤~

Our UNCYCLOPEDIA entry, courtesy of drunk kitsune!:

(for the illustrious Brucelee-sama!)
 
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SWEET! I'm in! (chick though so grats um...your daughter? whatever! ) Time to spread the word!
 
you are all in! blessed art thou who whorship the holy killer wooden giraffe heads of doom! Blessed with reps!

Spread the word my children and bring me artists! We need banners! We need flags and avatars! We need flashing icons and dancing gifs!

:jounins :kksharing :jounins:Gaipose :jounins:asuma
 
We have the mighty sook to thank for this godly work of art! Please add it to your sig. Sook is now promoted and repped beyond his wildest dreams (if my erp button ever starts working again.)

Feast your eyes upon this genius!
 
May I be blessed by the wooden giraffe heads of doom? Im sure once the boss summoning monster wooden giraffe is introduced into the story by Kishimoto we'll have a black hole open in the naruto universe and everything swept inside it will implode except for the wooden giraffe heads of doom who will be watching from underground as all of this unfolds. Only coming out at the end to repopulate the earth and wreck havoc among any survivors. :p (May that attempt at humor earn my way into the fanclub)
 
Of course you shall be joined! Please use this newly crafted banners! Or if you prefer, like good brother sook, make your own banner!

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sig:


P.S. Apologies to all the "sisters" of our order. Our lord "giraffe" only recognizes one sex. Before him, all are equal, all are brothers!
 
OMG new banners and avatars and some animated too! You guys ROCK! Our message is spreading, be of good cheer! Soon many will know the message to ph33r the Might KWGNOD and their Uber-Keeper, Yamato/Tenzou The Almighty!
 
I saw the pic in your sig and i started to laugh out loud that people began to stare. I must join this allow me in to behold that which is the harbringer of d00m
 
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