Sasuke's amazing Ass no Jutsu!

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So here we are, Sasuke is on his knees and Itachi is about to pluck those eyes from his head.

But we all know this wont happen, Sasuke is the good guy and Itachi is the bad.
Good always beats bad.
With Sasuke completly out of chakra, it seems hard to beleive he will win.

So heres where this thread come in.

What kind of Jutsu do you think Sasuke will pull straight out of his ass?

Discuss...
 
When I first read the thread title, I thought it was concerning "Sasuke's amazing Ass", and not a jutsu. I'm relieved I was wrong.
 
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I'm kind of on the verge of believing Sasuke will obtain the Sword of Kusanagi (err w/e)and Oro's chakra.

Naruto and Sakura both have TOKEN abilities that their respective Sannin has. Oro's key item is that sword.

I believe Susano's weakness is relevant to the legendary swords of the narutoverse too. Why else would Oro be on a life long quest to find totsuka?

Either this, or some BITCH ASS FODDER will precipitate, or Itachi will be weakened by his summoning of Susano.

The best ending would be if Sasuke throws a Kunai that passes through the rib cage of susano, and stabs Itachi in the face. lulz

(btw Naruto recieved both Toad Summons and Rasengan, Sakura recieved uber strength and medical jutsu)
 
if he does somehow pull out another justu, it would be a horrible PNJ


Only way is if some1 interrupts or he has a chakra/solider pill
 
Run no jutsu is the only answer for both of them, Oro will take over Sasuke's body, and he'll kill Itachi, so they better run now, cause I doubt that Susano will only last for a few minutes:zaru
 
:headscrat Sasuke's a good guy? I was under the impression he was neither good nor bad but had fallen into the crack between good guys you support for heroic deeds and bad guys you like for their coolness.
 
Here is the Amazing Bingo Book's prediction:

1) Now that Oro is suppressed, Sasuke is granted all of Orochimaru's techniques and chakra by accessing Curse Seal without having to worry about Oro body stealing on him.

2) Sasuke will mention that he planned it all along because he is an amazing genius that knew Itachi would pull Susano out of his ass somewhere down the line.

3) Now that he is free of Orochimaru, he uses his newfound powers to "become the hawk" or some such BS

4) ????????

5) Profit!
 
S-rank_Sarutobi said:
So here we are, Sasuke is on his knees and Itachi is about to pluck those eyes from his head.

But we all know this wont happen, Sasuke is the good guy and Itachi is the bad.
Good always beats bad.
With Sasuke completly out of chakra, it seems hard to beleive he will win.

So heres where this thread come in.

What kind of Jutsu do you think Sasuke will pull straight out of his ass?

Discuss...
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What does what you posted have to do with Sasuke's Ass ?:notrust
 
S-rank_Sarutobi said:
What kind of Jutsu do you think Sasuke will pull straight out of his ass?

Discuss...
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Finally the thread-title made sense to me. I laughed for quite a bit over that. Thanks. ^^

To answer the question, I don't know, but I think that there will definitely be some basic taijutsu first where Sasuke can use his sharingan, and Itachi can't because it hurts too much.

It would be great if Itachi got Sasuke's eyes, only to realise that Sasuke had AIDS and that now he has it too. Kisame would be very disappointed. So much for reviving the clan. :zaru
 
With no chakra left, Sasuke is about to be defeated by Itachi. Within a split second before Susanoo's sword pierces Sasuke, Sasuke summons Manda from the dead and unsummons Manda. Sasuke, knowing he has been defeated, accepts it and goes to recover and think of another plan to defeat Itachi.
 
This is just the part of me that finds Sasuke insufferable speaking, but maybe Itachi will actually pluck Sasuke's eyes out and leave Sasuke blind and useless. Then Naruto will defeat Super Itachi, thus worsening Sasuke's gigantic inferiority complex.

Could happen.
 
S-rank_Sarutobi said:
So here we are, Sasuke is on his knees and Itachi is about to pluck those eyes from his head.

But we all know this wont happen, Sasuke is the good guy and Itachi is the bad.
Good always beats bad.
With Sasuke completly out of chakra, it seems hard to beleive he will win.

So heres where this thread come in.

What kind of Jutsu do you think Sasuke will pull straight out of his ass?

Discuss...
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You only have to read the spoilers!
Sasuke wins because Itachi is completly out of chakra and falls on the floor!
 
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