Mountain Dew and the myth of making your penis smaller

[Undead]

Anyone heard of this rumor going around a long time ago? Did anyone actually fall for it and avoid drinking it? I was always wondering where that started from. I actually stopped drinking that when I heard that a long time ago. I mean, I don't believe it now, but I was a gullible kid back then.

 

[~Gesy~]

i remember making a thread about it 2 years ago, i heard it lowers sperm count. even if it did i wouldn't care, i love that stuff.

 

[Undead]

Lowering sperm count?

Well, shit.

 

[Zhariel]

I almost never drink it. Not because of myths, I just prefer Sprite.

 

[Undead]

Yeah, overall I don't drink much soda, but
Mountain Dew isn't one of my favorites anyway.

Cactus cooler anyone?

 

[Lance Vance]

I heard Dr. Pepper make you infertile.

 

[Eden Prime]

I love Mountain Dew. And if it lowered sperm count, i would drink it even more. I have been looking for a 100% successful way of becoming sterile.

 

[Undead]

I heard Dr. Pepper make you infertile.

Seriously, they need to make a spin
off of Dr. Pepper and call it Nurse Salt.

 

[CrazyMoronX]

I never heard that shit. I don't drink it anyway.

 

[Tsukiyo]

well good thing i dont have a penis

 

[martryn]

I love Mountain Dew and drink it religiously, to no ill effect. I've still got a massive 3 1/2 inch cock.

 

[BrightlyGoob]

Im a girrl, so its awwwlriight.

 

[Porcelain]

i remember making a thread about it 2 years ago, i heard it lowers sperm count. even if it did i wouldn't care, i love that stuff.

I'mma go tell my brother that.

 

[Undead]

I've still got a massive 3 1/2 inch cock.

Impressive.

 

[kindread]

Seriously, they need to make a spin
off of Dr. Pepper and call it Nurse Salt.

Im sure the spinoff of that is called DR droop

 

[Enigma]

Wait, I thought it was Cherry Coke that did that.

 

[Undead]

Wait, I thought it was Cherry Coke that did that.

I'd cry if it applied to cherry coke.

 

[Gnome]

i've heard the rumor. Soda rumors just come from the fact that soda is bad for you in general.

 

[Taisaku]

I'm a girl so I wont have to worry about that

 

[Awesome]

If it actually lowered sperm count, I would drink it all day long. No more condoms

 

[Mikaveli]

Yellow 2 makes your pee pee smaller. No lie.

 

[Jeroen]

I've never had Mountain Dew... hell, I don't even think it's available over here.

 

[Undead]

I've never had Mountain Dew... hell, I don't even think it's available over here.

You're not missing out.

 

[Mintaka]

Yeah because the FDA would really keep it on the fucking shelves if it did that.

 

[Undead]

Yeah because the FDA would really keep it on the fucking shelves if it did that.

Loosen up will you? I'm just bringing up the huge rumor that was brought up long ago and was asking people if they've heard of it. Like I said, I don't believe it now, but as a kid...yeah.

 

[Mintaka]

Loosen up will you? I'm just bringing up the huge rumor that was brought up long ago and was asking people if they've heard of it. Like I said, I don't believe it now, but as a kid...yeah.

I was being sarcastical as I sometimes am.

Besides I drink it all the time and.....AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS IT!?

 

[FLUFFY G]

Yeah I actually feel for that rumor and refused to drink mountain dew for almost a full year...5th grade was fun.

 

[Enigma]

Sprite is much better.

 

[LayZ]

I remember a similar rumor about Surge back in the day.


Maybe thats why its not around anymore.

 

[Run.The.Animal]

No, it does not influence penis size.

The food coloring yellow #5 hinders sperm production, but there is so little put into the drink, you would need to consume exorbitant volumes of the soda to lower your sperm count very noticeably.


So the truth is mountain dew is bad for your sperm count, but even the heaviest drinkers of soda would have very little change in sperm count; tens of thousands, maybe.