Its offical: The only way for Sasuke to win a fight

[HumanWine]

is for his opponent to kill themselves. (Filler/Fodder ninja not included)


Orochimaru: Sasuke defeated him on his death bed. The only reason Sasuke was able to do this was because of the affects of Oro's bodyswap jutsu. Too bad Sasuke is god lvl....

Deidara: Despite the fact that Sasuke had the clear advantage the entire fight, Deidara killed himself trying to destroy Sasuke with a nuke at point blank. Too bad Sasuke can move at lightspeed and can bend the fabric of space......

Itachi: From the beginning, Itachi was at a disadvantage. He's been losing his vision for years and in the middle of the fight, his blindness goes into overdrive. Sasuke is also apparently is immune to Itachi's genjutsu. Itachi brings out Amaterasu which can set fire to anything Itachi looks at but Sasuke evades it. So now Itachi is legally blind and bleeding out of one eye. Later on, Itachi pulls out his AquaMecha and pwns Orochimaru and walks over to the weaken Sasuke to claim his prize. Right b4 he touches him, Itachi drops dead (at least unconscious). Seems like ppl do fall b4 an Uchiha, especially Sasuke...............................


Fixed fights any1?

 

[Dragonus Nesha]

Haku and Zabuza committed suicide in the end.

 

[Gentle Fist]

Fixed fights any1

lol Sgt. Bilko paid Itachi off

 

[kulgan18]

He could have killed deidara with a chidori to the head instead of punching him.

He cant kill anybody because kishimoto says so lol.

 

[taku]

Sasuke is my opponent?!

 

[Perverted King]

And Madara is a shell of his former self. Another handicapped opponent for Sasuke.

 

[Vandal Savage]

More like Kishi won't let him kill. Deidara would have been demolished had Sasuke just killed him straight away.

 

[Kyo.]

thats the power of the uchihas lol

 

[Maycara]

Sasuke is my opponent?!

Funnist thing i've read all day!

 

[Sorrow-Tear's Champion]

Just proves that when fighting Sasuke killing yourself is the best option you have.

 

[Stallyns808]

Saying Sasuke can only win a fight when his opponent kills themselves is the same thing as saying Naruto can only when a fight with baby sitters, someone saving his ass, and his opponent gaining P.I.S.

Edit: Oh yeah, I forgot about the cheerleaders.

 

[The Boss]

l o l

 

[wiggely]

or we could say the truth.

all the major ninjas so far haven't been able to kill him so they decided to commit suicide instead.

 

[Stallyns808]

or we could say the truth.

all the major ninjas so far haven't been able to kill him so they decided to commit suicide instead.

LOL /thread

 

[HumanWine]

And they died for something they believed in.

what? To ensure the survival of Uchiha Sasuke?

 

[DeepThought]

Itachi: Now the battle really starts!
Itachi: ... *faint*

Goddamned manga!

 

[KLoWn]

Sasuke tried to kill Deidara lots of time but failed.

 

[Grrblt]

Orochimaru: Sasuke defeated him on his death bed. The only reason Sasuke was able to do this was because of the affects of Oro's bodyswap jutsu. Too bad Sasuke is god lvl....

Sasuke was stronger than Oro.

Deidara: Despite the fact that Sasuke had the clear advantage the entire fight, Deidara killed himself trying to destroy Sasuke with a nuke at point blank. Too bad Sasuke can move at lightspeed and can bend the fabric of space......

He can't move at lightspeed but he can, like many others, "bend the fabric of space" to summon and unsummon animals.

 

[Grimmjowsensei]

Lol, yeah. Damn Sasuke, always gets a chance to fight disabled opponents.

Itachi: Now the battle really starts!
Itachi: ... *faint*

Goddamned manga!

Too bad he had aids. He must have forgotten about that.

 

[LiveFire]

Leave him alone It's Kishi's fucking fault

 

[KLoWn]

Too bad he had aids. He must have forgotten about that.

What is it with you and aids? You got it?

 

[auim]

He should go up against full health Pein

 

[Jin-E]

I cant wait to see Sasuke's "luck" stat in the Part 2 data book

 

[Berry]

Lol, yeah. Damn Sasuke, always gets a chance to fight disabled opponents.




Too bad he had aids. He must have forgotten about that.

Ha...ha..ha So true and So damn funny!! I bet hes just waiting for naruto or kakashi to get injured and have to use a wheelchair! then Bam out comes sasuke!!!!

......'I will beat you'.....

 

[Incubus]

lol Sgt. Bilko paid Itachi off

I bet you recently watched that movie. Now I gotta go look for my copy and find a VCR. Do they make those anymore?

 

[HumanWine]

Sasuke was stronger than Oro.

I lol'd pretty hard. Sasuke was stronger then a dying man.

He can't move at lightspeed but he can, like many others, "bend the fabric of space" to summon and unsummon animals.

In Deidara's final explosion, Sasuke:
-Summoned Manda
-Genjutsu'd Manda
-Jumped into Manda's mouth
-Desummoned Manda
Alone this doesnt really sound amazing but when you're standing infront of the closest thing to a exploding nuke in the Narutoverse, thats damn near lightspeed.

 

[niyesuH]

thats how well known he is.. people rather kill themself

 

[Pokeman]

thats how well known he is.. people rather kill themself

That wasn't the right set of words to use in that sentence, more like people kill themselves because they stand no chance against him.

 

[Proxy]

That match was a joke. I'm thoroughly disappointed with it. It was hyped up since the massacre that they would face off again, yet it failed to deliver on so many levels

 

[Grrblt]

I lol'd pretty hard. Sasuke was stronger then a dying man.

He never said he wouldn't have been stronger than a healthy Oro.

In Deidara's final explosion, Sasuke:
-Summoned Manda
-Genjutsu'd Manda
-Jumped into Manda's mouth
-Desummoned Manda
Alone this doesnt really sound amazing but when you're standing infront of the closest thing to a exploding nuke in the Narutoverse, thats damn near lightspeed.

Explosions are extremely slow compared to light. And seeing as Manda died, he wasn't able to perform all that before the explosion went off.