A Man Called Orochimaru-Sama: The Snake who Plays with The Hawks

Ackwell

Ackwell

I've talked with Kishimoto
Now... Allow me to re-word this for people whos feelings get hurt.

The Following pertains to "Cocky" "Arrogant" Uchiha fans that post/insult/joke about Orochimaru getting beaten by Itachi and Sasuke so easily that it's funny. This thread is intended to allow these Uchiha fans to open their minds to the story a little bit. To allow them to see what's 'really' going on.

I'm NOT saying all Uchiha fans. There are plenty of fans who keep open minds. I'm rather tired of 'certain' Uchitards and their comments. There is nothing wrong with liking Uchihas. There is just something wrong with Uchitards. This is not a thread intended to flame. So please just keep it on topic. The topic is really about how Orochimaru is undying and has no problem fighting Uchihas and staying alive.

I find it absolutely hilarious how Uchitards always talk trash about Orochimaru. How he got "Ownt" in one second by each of them.

So What.

It's the end of the race that counts!

Naruto has got pwnt and slapped around, he still came back strong.
Sasuke got pwnt by Rock Lee, he still came back stronger.

If a character isn't "KILLED", then they definitely did NOT get "PWNT"

Kill a character and MAYBE... just maybe I could agree with you.

Are we supposed to believe that Zabuza "PWNT" Kakashi? Since he trapped him in a water prison and could of done what he wished? Kakashi said it himself, the fight was over the moment I was trapped in this water prison Jutsu. Then Genins saved him.

So I guess Zabuza > Kakashi then right?

But wait... Kakashi ended up winning IN THE END!!!... So.... Doesn't that mean..... Kakashi is better?

When the end of the fight came, and one dies, that is when you can truly talk about "PWNING". Until then, be quiet and wait till the end of the story. Wait until you KNOW FOR SURE.

It's the Cocky Uchiha fans that love the Sharingan so much that mouth off and insult Orochimaru. Always being really arrogant with the Sharingan backing up their mouths.... But in the end, it's Orochimaru fans that have the last laugh at these kind of Uchiha fans. because even though our favourite Character has failed a couple times, he has a plan, and we won't give up on him. We don't care if our character has gotten beat on a bit, because in the end he'll be far stronger. He's a hardworker. Frankly I like seeing people work hard to achieve their goals. Run into barriers and eventually get past them and achieve.

Uchihas are the exact opposite. They were born with The Sharingan. Hacking fucking Sharingan. On a silver Platter. They are genius ninjas Sasuke and Itachi, and everyone jumps on their bandwagon because it seems like the right choice, since they're so great. But what happens to the mighty?

THEY FALL!!! When you're at the top, theres only one place to go.... DOWN!

And currently, Sasuke is at the top, but will be knocked down by Orochimaru in the end. Naruto will end up saving Sasuke and taking out Orochimaru, NOT Sasuke.

Orochimaru is the character who defies the Uchihas. He goes toe to toe with them without fear or hesitation. He knows his limitations and if he's truly in danger. Frankly, he is NOT affraid of Uchihas, and neither the fuck am I.

Orochimaru is a snake who plays games with the Hawks.

Heres a hint and a lesson. NO CHARACTER is killed off in one pannel. Especially someone like Orochimaru.

The problem is Orochimaru is undying, and you must figure out a way to destroy him completely, on a cellular level, or he'll just regurgitate himself out.

Slice off his hand Itachi... SO THE FUCK WHAT... IT just grows back. Big deal. You locked him in a Genjutsu and even if you sliced off his fucking head it would just grow back. Even if you sliced off every limb they would grow back. If you damaged his body to the point of where he couldn't do anything, the "WHITE SNAKE" would just leave that body, and go find another one. He's a parasite. The only way to kill him is with a Jutsu Like "RasenShuriken" or the Black Orb.

We've seen Kirin. It aint special. Sasuke can't kill Orochimaru in my opinion with a Jutsu like that.

Oro Said it himself, "Your just a puny little Runt who's jutsus are still to weak against me"

I think it's great how Uchitards continue to dig themselves deeper into a state that will later lead to depression. Their precious little Sharingan Sasuke will be taken over... And all you people who talked trash about Orochimaru... Will have to eat your words. I can't wait.

You will learn what a TRUE GENIUS is.
A genius that's born once a decade.

Even with all the hints that he won't die you still don't believe.
Multiple chances to kill off Orochimaru, and Kish didn't take them. Sasuke had a chance, and it didn't work. Itachi has his chance right now, and it won't work.

You can't stop him!

His goal is to important, and he won't die until he achieves it.
Theres been far to much time and energy put into the Orochimaru character to just deny him his goal, WHY keep him in the story if he's not gonna achieve it? Why not spend time on other villians or characters to develop? Cause theres a reason.

Hardwork pays off motha fuckaz!

And Orochimaru will find his GOOD FORTUNE!!

And for those of you about to say

"Ackwell! Orochimaru got sealed away for all eternity by Itachi, he got pwnt again in two seconds, give it up already!"

All I have to say to that is.....

KU KU.... MOTHER FUCKING.... KU!!!

Thanks for reading
Can't wait for tomorrow!
 
i came. Your thread was great ackwell.

Your love for Orochimaru is on a whole notha level.


But he is a filler character,sadly. His fate lies in teh hands of Uchihas. Madara will pawn him in 1 panel i assure you.
 
This version is slightly better, but you still resorted to attacking the fans rather than dealing with just the manga.
 
It just so happens that Orochimaru has a goal that I set above even Sasuke and Naruto.
I don't care if Itachi dies or not, it's not really all that important.
I don't really care if Naruto becomes Hokage or not, although I'd like to see it one day.

I believe Orochimarus goal of learning all Jutsu and being Immortal to understand the world is a goal worth fighting for and working hard for.

The thing about Orochimaru is, he understands the bigger picture.

He is the hardest worker in the entire manga. He is fully aware that obtaining power such as immortality and body stealing requires sacrifices and forbidden techniques. Such sacrifices are made.

Ninjas are KILLERS.
Zabuza was a ninja.
Orochimaru is a ninja.
Itachi is a ninja.
Pain is a true ninja.

They kill at a whim. They care not. They do what they must. They are tools, and these people that Orochimaru uses are the same as Gatou used Zabuza. Just as Zabuza used Haku. Just as people hire Konoha ninjas to kill or do whatever.

People die all the time. I just think so far his goal is something I'd like to see accomplished.

He already accomplished immortality, and he is inevitably a villian so he'll be killed eventually for good, but obtaining the Sharingan will be his shining moment. The thing he's been focused on the entire manga.

I can't wait.
 
ackwell, i think its hilarious how itachi completely slaughtered oro in both there confrontations but only a little of the laughter was because of that, most of it was because I get a kick out of thinking about what your reaction will be, not even oro fans in general just yours. you are about as persistent as oro himself and i get a kick out of it. i'm not saying uchiha's are the best or anything, I just love it when they beat oro senseless because of you. that is all
 
Another 5 star thread by Ackwell Sama!!

Pikachu said:
i came. Your thread was great ackwell.

Your love for Orochimaru is on a whole notha level.


But he is a filler character,sadly. His fate lies in teh hands of Uchihas. Madara will pawn him in 1 panel i assure you.
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dupe :del wait til next chap and without Oro Sasuke would have been toast :zaru
 
Ugh.... (Head slams into desk) I am soooo tired of people making the same thread over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
 
Ackwell said:
Now... Allow me to re-word this for people whos feelings get hurt.

The Following pertains to "Cocky" "Arrogant" Uchiha fans that post/insult/joke about Orochimaru getting beaten by Itachi and Sasuke so easily that it's funny. This thread is intended to allow these Uchiha fans to open their minds to the story a little bit. To allow them to see what's 'really' going on.

I'm NOT saying all Uchiha fans. There are plenty of fans who keep open minds. I'm rather tired of 'certain' Uchitards and their comments. There is nothing wrong with liking Uchihas. There is just something wrong with Uchitards. This is not a thread intended to flame. So please just keep it on topic. The topic is really about how Orochimaru is undying and has no problem fighting Uchihas and staying alive.

I find it absolutely hilarious how Uchitards always talk trash about Orochimaru. How he got "Ownt" in one second by each of them.

So What.

It's the end of the race that counts!

Naruto has got pwnt and slapped around, he still came back strong.
Sasuke got pwnt by Rock Lee, he still came back stronger.

If a character isn't "KILLED", then they definitely did NOT get "PWNT"

Kill a character and MAYBE... just maybe I could agree with you.

Are we supposed to believe that Zabuza "PWNT" Kakashi? Since he trapped him in a water prison and could of done what he wished? Kakashi said it himself, the fight was over the moment I was trapped in this water prison Jutsu. Then Genins saved him.

So I guess Zabuza > Kakashi then right?

But wait... Kakashi ended up winning IN THE END!!!... So.... Doesn't that mean..... Kakashi is better?

When the end of the fight came, and one dies, that is when you can truly talk about "PWNING". Until then, be quiet and wait till the end of the story. Wait until you KNOW FOR SURE.

It's the Cocky Uchiha fans that love the Sharingan so much that mouth off and insult Orochimaru. Always being really arrogant with the Sharingan backing up their mouths.... But in the end, it's Orochimaru fans that have the last laugh at these kind of Uchiha fans. because even though our favourite Character has failed a couple times, he has a plan, and we won't give up on him. We don't care if our character has gotten beat on a bit, because in the end he'll be far stronger. He's a hardworker. Frankly I like seeing people work hard to achieve their goals. Run into barriers and eventually get past them and achieve.

Uchihas are the exact opposite. They were born with The Sharingan. Hacking fucking Sharingan. On a silver Platter. They are genius ninjas Sasuke and Itachi, and everyone jumps on their bandwagon because it seems like the right choice, since they're so great. But what happens to the mighty?

THEY FALL!!! When you're at the top, theres only one place to go.... DOWN!

And currently, Sasuke is at the top, but will be knocked down by Orochimaru in the end. Naruto will end up saving Sasuke and taking out Orochimaru, NOT Sasuke.

Orochimaru is the character who defies the Uchihas. He goes toe to toe with them without fear or hesitation. He knows his limitations and if he's truly in danger. Frankly, he is NOT affraid of Uchihas, and neither the fuck am I.

Orochimaru is a snake who plays games with the Hawks.

Heres a hint and a lesson. NO CHARACTER is killed off in one pannel. Especially someone like Orochimaru.

The problem is Orochimaru is undying, and you must figure out a way to destroy him completely, on a cellular level, or he'll just regurgitate himself out.

Slice off his hand Itachi... SO THE FUCK WHAT... IT just grows back. Big deal. You locked him in a Genjutsu and even if you sliced off his fucking head it would just grow back. Even if you sliced off every limb they would grow back. If you damaged his body to the point of where he couldn't do anything, the "WHITE SNAKE" would just leave that body, and go find another one. He's a parasite. The only way to kill him is with a Jutsu Like "RasenShuriken" or the Black Orb.

We've seen Kirin. It aint special. Sasuke can't kill Orochimaru in my opinion with a Jutsu like that.

Oro Said it himself, "Your just a puny little Runt who's jutsus are still to weak against me"

I think it's great how Uchitards continue to dig themselves deeper into a state that will later lead to depression. Their precious little Sharingan Sasuke will be taken over... And all you people who talked trash about Orochimaru... Will have to eat your words. I can't wait.

You will learn what a TRUE GENIUS is.
A genius that's born once a decade.

Even with all the hints that he won't die you still don't believe.
Multiple chances to kill off Orochimaru, and Kish didn't take them. Sasuke had a chance, and it didn't work. Itachi has his chance right now, and it won't work.

You can't stop him!

His goal is to important, and he won't die until he achieves it.
Theres been far to much time and energy put into the Orochimaru character to just deny him his goal, WHY keep him in the story if he's not gonna achieve it? Why not spend time on other villians or characters to develop? Cause theres a reason.

Hardwork pays off motha fuckaz!

And Orochimaru will find his GOOD FORTUNE!!

And for those of you about to say

"Ackwell! Orochimaru got sealed away for all eternity by Itachi, he got pwnt again in two seconds, give it up already!"

All I have to say to that is.....

KU KU.... MOTHER FUCKING.... KU!!!

Thanks for reading
Can't wait for tomorrow!
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Orochimaru is the true villain of Naruto. All other villains are filler. Why must everyone doubt this fact......????
 
Specter Von Baren said:
Ugh.... (Head slams into desk) I am soooo tired of people making the same thread over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
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I don't know if you've been following up on the manga lately... BUT...

It's the UCHIHA BATTLE.

And OROCHIMARU just returned when everyone thought he was dead, and now the climax of the battle is about to happen and your tired of reading "Uchiha/Orochimaru" threads???

Then why don't you go make some threads about Ten Ten and Chouji.
 
I've never looked at Oro's conviction in such a perspective.

But you can't deny that his quest for purpose is amoral. So what if he's out there in the world, obtaining seemingly divine enlightenment?

Like Sasuke states, Oro is nothing but a poser. How is all this experimentation getting anywhere? Altering the genes of lab humanoids and other coercive studies is not a means for him to acquire knowledge, but simply to gain power.

Orochimaru self-professes his immortality and ultimate mastery of ninjutsu. His narcissism only points to one conclusion; Oro wants to define purpose by becoming God. And being that he feels he is/will be God, all humans are mere materials of his plan for supreme manifestation.

Oro IS a villain. I've never doubted it. Such an idealistic goal is never virtuously practiced. I'm not sure what's your stand on this, but in the end, Oro is on the darkest part of the moon.

This is all under the assumption that Oro, in fact, is true to his word that he is out to find the meaning of existence.
 
People die all the time.
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and so will orochimaru. maybe not this next chapter or next....i assume u saw the spoilers or you wouldnt be daunting a supposed knowledge.

I do agree though that hes a hard worker and that hes hard to kill. but he is a villain and he will die sooner or LATER. sorry man, but he will die. its not like he will kill naruto and become hokage and start saying dattebayo! VILLAIN is VILLAIN. death is imminent
 
It's rare that i ever feel like giving a message but i really liked this post. it's just nice to hear something differnt for a change. i read posts about once a week and there seems to be alot of saiyan like cockiness from the uchiha side of things. so for someone like u to come up with something like this is interesting. i believe that if orochimaru was a person on earth he would be you. you know in his own way orochimaru developed some of that konoha will of fire stuff. i haven't read any spoilers so i can't wait to see how things will turn out. oh and though the result is always what counts i do believe that kakashi was bested in the first zabuza fight. so i don't really agree with the comparison as much but i still like where your going. ninjas exist to kill as u said. at the end of the day i'll be watching to see who stands last. it'll be interesting if this snake resurfaces.
 
Ackwell said:
I don't know if you've been following up on the manga lately... BUT...

It's the UCHIHA BATTLE.

And OROCHIMARU just returned when everyone thought he was dead, and now the climax of the battle is about to happen and your tired of reading "Uchiha/Orochimaru" threads???

Then why don't you go make some threads about Ten Ten and Chouji.
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I'm tired of YOU making these threads over and over again. :zaru It's basically the same opinion every time except made to LOOK as if it's something new. It's the same as my problem with Pokeman, the same threads over and over again.

Only difference is that you're better at your presentation of your threads and you aren't as hostile about things, opinionated yes, but not hostile, so I'll give you those two points.

*sigh*

I guess I would like it if you would talk about something other than Orochimaru, you have talent with words but you need to try and find some other focuses for those words.
 
You know one of the things that i like about Orochimaru, is that he's always smiling when fighting his enemies, like he knows something we mortals don't, he might not be the strongest but he won't be killed like jiraya's pathetic death.
Uchitards almost wet their pants when Itachi absorbed what seemed to be orochimaru in a few seconds...funny though, oro will live on while the uchihas go extinct...(they might be back as one of oro's projects)
 
We can agree on one thing, Orochimaru does have a great role to play on this manga, and he has not played it yet.

Like Jiraiya, Orochimaru's story will eventually come to an end, but the consequences of that death will be great. My guess is a bit like Ackwell's, it'll be involving Naruto and Sasuke.

Just like Jiraiya, it will change something on the manga, these boys we've been folowing for several years will become men, and take the torch.

Reps to Ackwell, with who I totally agree. Tired of saying how ****SOME**** are giving some specific characters way too much praising.

Much questions are yet to be answered about him.



Once again, he still has his role on the manga to fulfill.
 
orochimaru will exist forever, hence, there's so much of a chance, that he started to corrupt that susano summon already (if it is a summon like the snakes or whatevery we have seen so far)
maybe he will simply outlive that h4x sword
maybe a soul isn't affected by a genjutsu sword that much for lack of a brain
maybe those snakes which we saw crawling away from the battlefield will give rebirth to him (and I mean, seriously, why would Kishi draw panels with more snakes, if he could just use giant white backgrounds like he always did, if it wasn't for a reason?)
Or maybe he hitchhiked to the universe in the last second <.<

thing is, he is not portrayed as the immortal thing that rebirths time and time again, to die
the only reason for orochimaru to die at all is, so that he can be reborn again


<.<
 
Ikairishinja said:
It's rare that i ever feel like giving a message but i really liked this post. it's just nice to hear something differnt for a change. i read posts about once a week and there seems to be alot of saiyan like cockiness from the uchiha side of things. so for someone like u to come up with something like this is interesting. i believe that if orochimaru was a person on earth he would be you. you know in his own way orochimaru developed some of that konoha will of fire stuff. i haven't read any spoilers so i can't wait to see how things will turn out. oh and though the result is always what counts i do believe that kakashi was bested in the first zabuza fight. so i don't really agree with the comparison as much but i still like where your going. ninjas exist to kill as u said. at the end of the day i'll be watching to see who stands last. it'll be interesting if this snake resurfaces.
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Why can't others think more like us hey?

Just wait and see, as you said.
 
Specter Von Baren said:
Ugh.... (Head slams into desk) I am soooo tired of people making the same thread over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
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The single greatest reply EVER, in all of NF history :zaru

mega +reps with 100000000000 cheers of epicness :iria
 
Specter Von Baren said:
I'm tired of YOU making these threads over and over again. :zaru It's basically the same opinion every time except made to LOOK as if it's something new. It's the same as my problem with Pokeman, the same threads over and over again.

Only difference is that you're better at your presentation of your threads and you aren't as hostile about things, opinionated yes, but not hostile, so I'll give you those two points.

*sigh*

I guess I would like it if you would talk about something other than Orochimaru, you have talent with words but you need to try and find some other focuses for those words.
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You want me to make more threads about Boring characters?

Maybe if Kish didn't shit on Characters with potential like Neji and Rock Lee, I'd have something interesting to write about.

These days, it's all about:

Orochimaru
Uchihas
Madara
Pain
Naruto

Frankly, Oro is the most interesting. His character is unique.

Frankly, he's my favourite character, and lately all the attention has been on him and the Uchihas. There are countless more things to talk about.
Like I care what you think of me.
 
Specter Von Baren said:
Ugh.... (Head slams into desk) I am soooo tired of people making the same thread over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
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I can understand you. But if you're "soooo tired" of these threads, don't come and don't read. :) I say this without an ounce of anger, just let people enjoy themselves about Orochimaru if they wish.

@ Ackwell and to all
Once again comrade, your insight is as sharp as a blade that glitters in the morning light. :amuse This thread just damn rocks. I really don't understand either why people keep on looking down on Orochimaru. Remember that this guy was considered as a potential Hokage, the one who killed two Kage, who made Konoha tremble on its core. That doesn't mean nothing.

Not only he is a genius (and a hard working one as mentionned Ackwell) but he is the character who plans more ahead than anyone in this manga. Far, far, far ahead. Just realise it people, he let Sasuke overcome him because it was the best and the most vicious way to achieve his goal. This is one of the reason Orochimaru is really powerfull. His machiavelism, that is.

This character is ready to all sacrifices to fullfill his ambition. And in my opinion, that is not something to ignore. :)

Good day to you all,
Yashamaru
 
UchihaShinobi said:
I think you cryed when Sasuke/Itachi kicked Oro's ass.
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I think you don't know who Ackwell is!:laugh He is the one who NEVER lost/loses/will lose faith in Orochimaru. Up to the very last breath of his cherished Snake. Ackwell may seem to suffer from monomania to many, yet, we can do nothing but acknowledge his enthousiasm and cleverness when he talks about Orochimaru. :amuse

PS Oh, and by the way, the place "between Heaven and Hell" is called purgatory... (stupid joke)
 
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Yashamaru. Those are kind words my friend. Thank you for aknowledging my persistence.
It's as he said.

My faith has never waivered. I believe in his abilities and dreams.
 
I completely understand that no one has always had the advantage. The thing is that Orochimaru has had many chances and even cheated death yet hasn't accomplished anything. He survived the Third's Reaper Death Seal Jutsu and even worked his way out of being betrayed by Sauske. What has he accomplished until now? Despite this, I don't argue that his character his pointless because there must be some reason for keeping him alive this long.
 
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