i want to post a witty thing here that will impress beard men, but as usually, i got nothing
so im going to tell you about this guy i saw at anime expo. well i didn't know it was a guy.
but here is the tale of unicorn man.
me and my friend were in the little arcade area, watching people show their boats and things, and then there was a lanky visage in our mist
midst
and my friend said "oh my god, what is that over there"
it was a person with rainbow hairpieces, and unicorn sticking out of head
it was kind of cute looking, so i said "oh neato." or maybe not. but anywho, i probably said "wow...thats interesting. i wonder if thats a cosplay or just someone deciding to be a unicorn today".
and then they turned around and OH MY GOD IT WAS A MAN WITH OPEN SHIRT AND THERE WAS NO SHIRT BUT JUST BARE CHEST AND NIPPLES
the end