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    The Base'th beckons upon thee... Call of the Church's strongest envoy — Jesusus of Numanus!!

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    Rey
    Rey
    I've had the quote in my sig for a long time but I forgot who's the prophet of the Base'th on fanverse :BrokenPepe
    Tfw currently in the temple of Bleach but it'd be fun to delve into Naruto again and debate about whether Light Fang is lightspeed and whether Naruto actually dodged it or aimdodged it

    Because they say anime is not canon :blobsad
    jesusus
    jesusus
    Do not worry, whether Light Fang is LS or not is unimportant. The Base'th neg diffs 10,000,000,000 Yog-Sothoths in 1 x 10E-64 attosecond time, and the Base Gospel is the Holy Word Confirmed by the Pope Sovereign of the Numician State.
    Would you believe me if I told you in 2010 that Sonic would retain way more quality than Pokemon:catcry
    jesusus
    jesusus
    Probably not, since gen 5 was pretty decent. But even 2010 me was not one to blindly worship consumer brands like Shazam does with SM Jman, so I would still believe it to be possible that Pokemon would go to shit in the future (which it has)

    At least Sonic fans can recognize their games can be shit. The normie brand lickers on Reddit and Twitter, and the millions of frontal lobe-less masses that consume Pokemon games on a cyclic basis always still makes excuses for GameFreak and continues to throw their wallets at them, while licking the outer rims of GameFreak/TPC's rear end
    Have you heard of the manga "The Legend of the Strongest, Kurosawa!"? I think you'd like it :bury
    jesusus
    jesusus
    Have not read it but I'll let you know if I ever do :kannahug
    Violette: (Over Bill) Ohhhhhhhhh my gosh!

    Bill: I told you to give me that burger! Give it to me!

    Violette: (To Bill) Bill, let him go ahead and eat his Big Mac!

    Bill: I want my burger now!

    Violette: Bill, let him have his Big Mac!

    Bill: (To Violette) No! I want it!

    (The three of them go outside)

    Violette: Bill, give him the Big Mac!

    Bill: No!

    Violette: Let him have a Big Mac!

    Bill: (To William) Frickin’ jerk! You frickin’ dingbat! What the frick’s your-

    Violette: Let him eat the Big Mac!

    Bill: (To Violette) No!

    Violette: Stop! Let the kid have a lousy Big Mac!

    (William throws the box on the ground.)

    Violette: (To William) There you happy?!

    (William takes a bite of the Big Mac.)

    Violette: Come on William! (A moment of silence.) Big Macs are not healthy for you anyways! You know that I told you to cut back!
    Ignored and sued.
    jesusus
    jesusus
    Now why would the Mouse of Clubhouse sue one insignificant as I when they yield more might than even the greatest Empires of the Past Civilizations?

    Is it because the Domain of the Clubhouse would eradicate even the slightest hints of upheaval in the form of the fare evading technique known as the "Too Cool for School" maneuver? All I can give you is my liver and two kidneys for what they're worth on the black market, for my wallet is but a drop in a galactic pond, that is the maximum restitution available I'm afraid, but even that will not be enough to satiate one as Universal in Scope as the Great House of Mouse. :pepehands
    Mickey Mouse
    Mickey Mouse
    It is all about money and obedience. And money.
    To Be or Not to Be, that is the Eternal Question of Base Basin of Mann de Numann. And the Answer lies beyond All and Nothing.
    Why did Better Call Saul suddenly become popular in the past few months? When for the past decade starting from season 1 any sort of discussion was met with the chorus of crickets? Did someone mention this show existed on tiktok? :jesuschrist
    jesusus
    jesusus
    Saul is not comedy focused, it's more character-driven, slow-paced and less action compared to BB. To the point that you had normies not interested during its early seasons saying it was boring then turning 180 as the two-faced glue huffers they are and pretending that they were BCS diehard fanboys since day 1 writing 100 paged dissertations every day about the show when Season 6 came out. :doggokek

    Although I still liked BB Saul Goodman even though people now say he was just a one-note gag character compared to his deconstructive masterpiece of the Jimmy/Saul dichotomy in BCS (still better than all of One Piece's gag characters, that's for sure :kobeha)
    t0xeus
    t0xeus
    interesting, i will give it a try, thanks :Mshad
    Lurko
    Lurko
    I hated better call Saul.
    The winds have informed me you’ve been set loose from banhalla :catfeels

    And so now, as it is my duty…

    I welcome you to Neghalla *-1,000,000*

    I didn’t want to do this, but the mods forced my hand:catsadfeels

    If you thought it would be better here.. well you’re sorely mistaken
    :catstab
    Are you finally getting heard? Your ban is long over do to be lifted.
    Sufex
    Sufex
    Troyse was right about the mods :pizzasauce
    jesusus
    jesusus
    Yeah, those who wield power and authority tend to lose their way in the crusade of power.

    But I think I'm on good terms with the NBD mods at least.
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    DaVizWiz
    DaVizWiz
    having to remind mods to remove restrictions… :mjgrin

    These dudes don’t even remember when they ban people :crazwhat

    What a shit board :tomha
    The winds sent me telegram from Neptune just now

    “keep dem negs going, and stop texting im wit water tryna smash her”


    :crazwhat
    jesusus
    jesusus
    Wow, these winds sound really low in literacy comprehension and syntax formation ability.:kobeha
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