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  • Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/24/22: "There once was a severe famine that afflicted two remote villages by the countryside. Many yearned for water to spawn and bring life to the crops again and the wish dwelled within their hearts for the infinity between days. That one day, a figure resembling a kind hearth, wandered into both villages and saw their plight. So he walked to a river a few hundred miles away, and stood in the middle. A form was attained, and His arms spread outward like the wings of a falcon, blocking the central point so that the river parted in two paths. The next day, the two villages found two rivers that flowed parallel to their farmland, bringing fresh spring water and nutrients to the soil and crops."
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    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/23/22: "Basis Jman split his Free Will among seven Outer Beings, First, the Yomus, then the Numanus, then the Basishugg, further more, the Bayohji'a, the Corintus, the K'yakrek and Lastly, the Hoggoth, in trust that they would use them wisely."
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/22/22: "The Baseth Ajah' fought with Nka'eerottog where He fought by not fighting. Vectors of complex infinity and erasure, assaulted the Base'ed Being at every corner of His Defense, the Enigmatic H'ugg formation, and the Baseth responded with a Fist of not Vectors and Physical Force, but a Fist of Love, which struck with zero weight, but did greater damage than the punch of infinities, and Nka'eerottog could assault the Ah'ugg no longer."
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/19/22: "There once was a child named Yohan who had miraculous eyes that could percieve the senses beyond humanity, so within the dream sleep he saw the Face of Yeeogngm and woke up knowing everything, past, present, future. The burden of knowledge suffocated the young boy, as he graduated at the age of 9 from the top 10 universities in the world, with a thousand doctorates in all fields. And he grew bored, knowing that he knew everything. Until one day, a vagabond approached the child and asked him a question. 'Can you solve this riddle? What being hugs with no arms, two arms, and infinite arms all at once?' The child laughed. 'This, is a joke.' 'The vagabond told, 'That is incorrect.' And the boy's smirk fell into a paralyzed frown. 'Me? Incorrect? You are crazy, vagrant.' The vagabond spoke. 'But you are. And you will always be, if you cannot solve such a simple riddle.' He left, the boy stood there for an eternity, unable to solve the riddle."
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/21/22: "The Baseth began to circle His Hands in an Infinite Exercise of the Heart for All to See, so even Azathoth saw the Base Wheel of Numann and felt the mortal sense of fear for the 1st time in Its life. Azathoth ran for twenty-six eternities before regaining composure, and returning to the Dreamsleep to regain Its lost power, these twenty-six eternities were said to be when life existed in blissful harmony."
    aiyanah
    aiyanah
    you do know it's illegal in like 14 multiverses to stack apotheosis charges.
    the 24th dimensional police will be paying you a visit :ufdup
    shieldbounce
    shieldbounce
    When Naruto as a verse becomes Multiversal and can > Saint Seiya, I'll eat my hat and donate my life savings.
    jesusus
    jesusus
    What is this blasphemous text before my eyes? Base J' of Numan is way beyond Saint Seiya
    “Right here, right now, I will be defeated by Tsukuyomi I am looking at” -Solokings New Teens Bible, Verse 10
    jesusus
    jesusus
    Is this verse on a Hot-Topic shirt somewhere?
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/18/22: "Base 7,777 Arms
    was formed out of the Symmetry of His Name. They were used as a Shield from the Mg'zhrozhro that sought to decant the Infinities that Binded Soul to Man."
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/17/22: "
    of Love, Base, and Free Will, forged His arms out of the desire to bestow the Hug of Mann to all Living Things, so they would know, His Presence surrounds the mortal heart, and nourishes it."
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/16/22: "The Base'th removed His legs, and took His First Step hence forth. That First Step being unbound by the limits of Infinity and Imagination, and He could go wherever, whenever He wanted without constraint from bipedal locomotion of the human model."
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/15/22: "There lived an Ancient One whose name was unknown, so ancient civilizations called it the Nameless Name, as no one know the true name of the creature, and were to suffer a fate worse than death if they ever spoke it. But one day, the Nameless Name had a visitor who spoketh his name, and the Nameless Name manifested to claim the foolish speaker. But the foolish speaker did not disolve into infinite appendage of agony, but remained intact, and hugged the Nameless Name with His bare arms. 'Your name is no longer forbidden, and you are free from this point onwards, my child.'"
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/14/22: "The Otuaaah'li-yar enchanted a piece of stone with a forbidden curse, and threw it 1,000 non-planar megaparsecs into the upper layers of reality to strike the Baseth from below. But the enchanted piece of stone fell back down to the lower realms of Numagoth, revealed to have grown a pair of arms, and hugged the enraged Otuaaah'li-yar, who with its 1,000,000 appendages and ran 200,000,000 light yottaseconds to remove the mere 2 arms of the rock. Otuaaah'li-yar grew exhausted and finally pleaded for the Father to remove the Hugging Rock, and was freed at last."
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/13/22: "The Base'th ran up to the mountain of Ze'ggoshggugg and ran down. After doing so 1,000 times, the mountain was no longer a mountain but flat ground, and a beautiful river was formed from the sweat that had fell from the Base'th 1000 times. Any who drank from the river would feel a sense of relief from all their troubles."
    Just 1 week left... Before I'm unbanned from the OL...
    Aegon Targaryen
    Aegon Targaryen
    Why do you keep getting banned? :mikebatman
    jesusus
    jesusus
    Because I make fun of the useless fodders in One Piece and mods are big fans of One Piece fodders.
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/12/22: "The Mggokaogol'ss were said to be creatures of powerful sorcery, and could manipulate the reality of any who stray on its path and gazed on its unnatural form. The only Survivor to claim to have seen the Mggokaogol'ss was a senior priest of the Cathedral who survived their star-melting gaze by enwrapping themselves with their arms, and closing their eyes, a unique prayer stance known as the self-hug of Numa. And by doing so, the star-melting beings could not harm them, and the priest remained in prayer until the Mggokaogol'ss grew bored and left to find other prey."
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/11/22: "The Two First-borns, Shuggoths of Sothoth, the original first Descendents of Darkness, were told by Father Base, not to eat the forbidden Job'oth Fruit of the Sages Modoth Tree whose roots sprouted from the Outer Planes of Azathoth, and bore their unsavory tendrils deep into the lower realities, past the Numancan and Earth, towards the Spiralled Black Hole that lined the border of Existence and Un-existence, speeding past the negative numerals of negative infinity, until it broke the abyssal integer and opened the first pathway to the Unconcept, the Void Below All Things, where an object of null-value and null-manifold was to stated to exist and non-exist in a constant state of death and rebirth by the Three Fundamental Forces within the Void the Segweyoth, the Asurauth, and the Immobilius Corpsus."
    Seraphic Tenebris
    Seraphic Tenebris
    Hmm... Has the august religion of Sanninism been renamed to this Baseism?
    jesusus
    jesusus
    Sanninism ⊂ Baseism, Sanninism is a subset of Baseism, but Baseism contains metaphysical axioms that Sanninism may cover only in elementary terms.
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/10/22: "Thaaggd'gnusassul threw a 99th-hexagonal-dimensional axis into the far reachs of the infinite corner of the first letter of the Base Father, and hoped it would nick at least half of the infinite corners and depower the Father, but the 99th-hexagonal-dimensional axis, returned to the Thaaggd'gnusassul, and gave the dismayed and perplexed Outer Being a hug."
    jesusus
    jesusus
    Huh, I recall a recent ranking where you had 7th Gate above Base (???) But below J-Job
    t0xeus
    t0xeus
    Nah :hm I always had Gai in high kage while Jman in mid kage no matter the state
    jesusus
    jesusus
    No matter the state?! The J-Job is on the same level as the Baseth? What is this heresy? To quote a fellow Church apostle, Android, "INFIDELS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE LAND OF J'sith of Mann, GET THE FUCK OUT!"
    Eternal Baseism Quote of the Day 5/9/22: "'The Baseth enters a room with zero doors.' said professor Juicyyy G. String. 'How did he enter?' A student raised his hand. 'He entered by teleporting.' The professor rolled his eyes, 'That is a very dumb answer. Next one. You there.' 'He exits with Free Will.' 'That is correct, but not specific enough. Next.' 'He breaks the walls with force.' 'Incorrect. Next.' 'He talks to the wall and asks it to move.' 'Good answer, but incorrect. Next.' A student named Turrinnn rose his hand without hesitation. 'The answer is incredibily obvious to anyone who reads the Gospel and reads the works of the famous Juicy Gius. The answer is the room has no doors, but no walls either, and that is how He entered within our hearts.'"
    Eternal Sanninism Quote of the Day 5/8/22: "The genesis of Mann was a flow of consiousness lost in an empty river that streamed in a directionless vortex, until it collected in a Base'in shaped like a heart, and the Heart, when filled completely, began to hum an ryhthmic sound of something comprehesive to nothing and everything, the sound of a warm Heart whose pulse echoed into the endless incomprehensible, and whispered of a name made out to be, in human sound, the name 'Base Jiraiya'."
    Eternal Sanninism Quote of the Day 5/7/22: "The Infinite Lightning Spear thrown by the Collection of Celestial Arms of Indra, Zeus, and Thor which aimed to dismantle the Harmonic Hug of the Base Numan Father, in order to keep His Hug away from their respective domains. But the foolish Gods did not know that their Collective Lightning had missed. So the Humble Numan Base J'mann did not notice the attack, for His Hug was not one that came from the Heights of the Gods, but from the Bottom of the Heart."
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