From his myspace, apparently updated just under two years ago:

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Keep my girlfriend
(Don't we all?)

Do you get along with your Parents:
Usually, a lot better than my brother anyways
(He's right.)

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO!!!!!!!!!!! Well actually I stole like a dollar from my parents
(My god. And I thought I was the only little bastard who noticed that stash of dollar bills.)

Ever been Beaten up:
By my brother when I was little, now I can kick his ass
(By my count, our last fight resulted in him explaining away a black eye.)

I love this kid.