dont you hate it when you are in a queue for some shit fast food and even though you are fully aware of the crap-fest you are to consume is bad for you and you may aswell take some extra crap with it. Well, the fat guy (or woman, i aint no sexist) orders a HUGE fucking meal, i'm talking about a xl large cheeseburger with extra sweat and when asked for a drink, they ask for a fucking diet coke.

diet coke

Is that some perverted justification or something?