The Secret of Cooking

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New recipe

You will need:
One pack beef ramen
One bottle beer, cheap
One egg
1/8 pound of sausage, breakfast

1. Put beer in pot.
2. Boil ramen.
3. Cook eggs.
4. Cook sausage.
5. Mix.
6. Eat.
7. Thank martryn for his excellence.

Now presenting, the Man-Which!

You will need:
1/2 pound Sausage, breakfast
Two slices of bread, wheat
Two slices of cheese, American

1. Make sausage into patty.
2. Cook sausage patty.
3. Put cheese on bread.
4. Put sausage on bread.
5. Eat.
6. Wash grease off hands.
7. Have gas all day.