Before I die I want at least one Grand Adventure.

Yes this is psychological masturbation. But really I don't give a Fark what you think, just hear me out.

Grand Adventure -- A Journey spanning one or more continents filled with dangers, struggles, hardships, sorrow, frustration, joy, wonder, elation, and exotic foods. A Grand Adventure is something that punctuates one's life, that rams a huge-ass exclamation point into the sordid gut of everyday living.

It is a series of events that shines bright in the memories, a blazing beacon that screams out: "I have truly lived!"

I get the feeling that I haven't had mine yet. And it bothers me.