Scene 1:

This scene opens to a old guy in a hot air ballon, a slow wailing guitar can be heard faintly in the background. The old guy is looking pretty relaxed, a sudden zoom reveals he is oriental, and pissed. Frantic zooms reveal sudden puffs of smoke as 3 Ninja's suddenly appear in the hot air ballon with the pissed oriental guy. They start backflipping around the old guy and dissapearing in puffs of smoke, suddenly one of them whips out a jet black electric guitar and starts wailing seriously. The hot air ballon simply explodes from this onslaught, the old oriental man yells something before also exploding. The scene ends with the Ninja's flying off into the sunset, a low wailing guitar can be heard faintly. Camera zooms out, then explodes.