Oh spammers, why do I hate thee?

Is it that they have no regard to the topic at hand and just post random shiz? Just smearing the good name of some thread with their processed meat goodness? Why do they have such disregard for topics, why can't they take the time to post a meaningful post and progress the topic at hand further along?

What do you gain from posting in a thread about New movies that potatoes are good? Is it funny? I don't think so, it is annoying and makes me want to ban their shiz spreading self....

Oh lords of forum, please spare us the woefully smelly shiz that seems to ferment by these spammers....