I'm sure you have all seen what I am about to gripe about. They have been around for several years now. Wheel shoes. Tennis shoes with a wheel on the bottom of them, they operate like rollerblades. They are another lovely device used a lot in the US that encourage obesity.

That isn't my only gripe though. Do the people using them not realize that they are lame? Seriously, every time some brat skates a short distance...everyone around them looks at them and thinks, "haha, what a fucking nerd." Seriously, every single brat wearing those shoes should be taken into a restroom somewhere and have their head dunked in a toilet. They are the biggest collection of geeks around.