"Yes, do you have the winning lotto numbers?"
"Are you giving free samples today at the bank?"
"Can you do my laundry?"
"Give me a million bucks!"
"Can you do my grocery?"
"Yes, I'd like to have a tall Mocha Frappucino."
"Take my money."
"Can you wash my car?"
"Make the heat go away!"
"Make the rain go away!"
If you've ever said any of these lines to a service worker, stop saying it now! These are so called "jokes" I hear everyday when I'm at work. I used to be able to forcibly laugh just so the client didn't feel awkward, but now I have a stone cold stoic expression when I hear these lines. 5 years I've been listening to this, I'm surprised I haven't jumped out into the streets and intentionally get run over by a car.
Okay, got that off of my chest. I was going to write a more serious entry, but realized I should save that energy for the essay I need to turn in tomorrow.
"Are you giving free samples today at the bank?"
"Can you do my laundry?"
"Give me a million bucks!"
"Can you do my grocery?"
"Yes, I'd like to have a tall Mocha Frappucino."
"Take my money."
"Can you wash my car?"
"Make the heat go away!"
"Make the rain go away!"
If you've ever said any of these lines to a service worker, stop saying it now! These are so called "jokes" I hear everyday when I'm at work. I used to be able to forcibly laugh just so the client didn't feel awkward, but now I have a stone cold stoic expression when I hear these lines. 5 years I've been listening to this, I'm surprised I haven't jumped out into the streets and intentionally get run over by a car.
Okay, got that off of my chest. I was going to write a more serious entry, but realized I should save that energy for the essay I need to turn in tomorrow.
