Life is better, if not beautiful

Does your heart pump out shit now?

Has your respiratory system and excretory system merged into one?

Find out after the commercial!

Also, a verbose version of this blog has not been published. Personally, I feel hurt. Like you've just shat in my heart.

I'd say that's an improvement, though.

A more verbose version of this comment will be published at a later date. See you then, folks.

According to my rapier-like observation, a replication of this blog modified to a greater level of insurmountable verbosity has not been publicised to the blogverse. Alas, my heart, it has been rendered catatonic by the sheer magnitude of your untruths! Thy hath excreted into the crux organ of my respiratory system!

Why, considering your ungallant and ineffably repugnant manipulation of my confidence in occurrences past, I would deem this atrocious ill-treatment a vertitable improvement.