Japanese Toilets... I WANT ONE.

Everytime I go to Japan, I bidget my ass off with those toilets.

When I was stationed in Japan me and my roomates used to prank people with the bidet. If you set books (or something that has a little weight to it) on top she's ready for launch.

Now all you've got to do open the bathroom door is wait on some un-suspecting sap to come in the room. J.C or myself would hit the button and run away as toilet water shot across room.

*sighs* Good times.

I need to move to Japan. So hard to find people/devices that will clean my vagina whenever I'd like it.