Before I write any further I want to make one thing very clear: there are no tigers nor ninjas nor pirates nor girls in this post (Or in my pants for that matter).

So congratulations to you if you came to this blog because of the title--you're another victim of creative marketing!

And now, on to the actual FDA approved meat of the post.

I like words.
I like big words.
I like small words.
I like words that are hard to say
I like words that are easy to say
I like to arrange words in pleasing patterns.
I like repetitive words.
I like misspelled wrods.
I like the sounds of A, E, I, O, and U.
I like to sometimes think of Y
I like placing. periodic. punctuation.
I like always alliterating.
I like simile as a dog enjoys chasing cats.
I love language.