You can make homoerotic comments and not be gay. That's still totally cool. I have no desire to have anything shoved up my ass. I have no desire at all to stick my penis in someone else's ass. And if I did want to stick my penis in an ass, I'd like a smooth, soft female ass to stick it in, not hairy man-ass.

Plus, I like boobs. I like the female stomach and the curve of feminine hips. I like the warm, moist, soft lips of a girl, their small frame. Girl scent. And the fact you can turn them on by touching their elbow the right way. God, I love women.

So it's totally cool for me to look at a guy and say, "Man, he's pretty hot."