I want to change my iPod's name

Montmorency Margarita la Fère de Montmorency.

"I'm gay for my iPod"

Zachias the plunderer

"Kimi is teh greatest"

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I named it suiPOD.

Sui is a Latin word meaning "oneself" (I think) which... sort of goes along with the "i".

Also alludes to suicide.

Yeah.