I was walking around at Costco the other day and came across this:

Maybe its just me, but it scared the shit out of me. It also costs $299.99 and its supposed to be used for singing or something. Honestly, I didn't bother grabbing the box to read into details because there were about 20 Elvises staring at me and it spooked me.

I think rich people should consider buying these as expensive Halloween decorations just so show off their wealth.