(since peK deleted the thread, I'm taking the freedom of creating it in my blog! hehe!)

A nun stepped on the bus and said: "I will die soon and I want to have sex with a man before I do so. But I must be a virgin before when I die, so you we can only have analsex. And the man must be single, so he's not cheating on his wife."

The bus driver (whose name was moridin) fucked the nun in the asshole and when they were done he said; "I lied. I'm married and I have three children."

Directly after hearing this, the nun stood up and said:
I lied too. My name is peK the villain and I'm on my way to a masquerade.