a kettle

First.

Also, that is one streamlined kettle. It almost makes me want to buy one, it's so good. If you work for the company that makes these Kettle's, good work. If not, you're feeding a raging corporate monopoly that hurts starving Etheopian Orphans.

Doctor, stop trolling my enlightening blog entries, please. That you do not need to reflect upon yourself, upon the state of the world, upon the future of humankind and all the existential questions that accompany us throughout our journey, doesn't mean that other people don't need it. So please, let them peacefully and respectfully comment upon the problem I have presented. Your nihilistic stance personally hurts me, and makes me think, that in reality, you're a very unhappy person; a person who has been hurt by this cruel world, and now needs to compensate by sarcastically downgrading the beliefs of others.

Please, show us that you still haven't lost all of your compassion, and stop this madness.

Sorry.

I'm just a little retarded, it's not really my fault.

im a little kettle short and stout

here is my handle here is my spout

getto getto steamed up then i shout

tip me over and pour me out

You people are weird, honestly.

You are normal

falsily

Who is posting, along with his fellow 'tards, on a forum based on a show revolving around a 12 year old, magical retarded ninja?

Can I get the handle in leather?

its not that kind of kettle nudey you notty girl

I agree.

I'm leather man, myself.

Clever. The brushed finish prevents one from embarassing oneself in photographing the kettle whilst in the nude.